First off what an amazing looking piece. Definitely worth the wait. Thank you to DP for keeping me updated on the progress of the order. The craftsmanship is incredible. It looks even better in person than the photo. The feeling is nice, the fins give an interesting feel . This is a girthy boy so I am going to have to let my body adjust to it.I got soft and I am happy since I am very sensitive. I got the suction bottom but I haven’t tried it. I just would like for it to have been a bit longer so it’s easier to use .

I'm very picky about personal lubricants, don't like things that are sticky. But I figured II'd give it a try because it worked with the Upir I purchased. II was pleasantly surprised. It's smooth, silky, not sticky or tacky. I also appreciate the pump. Very happy with this purchase and I'll be sure to order more!

I came here from TikTok. I chose the Upir because of its shape and size, I don't use a lot of toys in my personal play so I wanted to start with something reasonable. I had the colors customized (black and gold swirl) and chose medium. Well I got it a few months back and it has not disappointed! I love the shape, it hits all the right spots, and I consider the cost to have been well worth it.

Very well made, very impressed. So soft and you just want to play with all the time.

Very cute and will most likely get more in the future
10/10

Ordered a grinder with a custom pour. The colours turned out absolutely perfect! The shape is exactly what I'm looking for, and the medium texture is just as described on the site. I always knew where I was at for production schedule, tracking was easy, and opening the box was so exciting! I cannot recommend enough

I am a Us customer and don't usually buy across the pond, but I started with the gluttony wearable and purchased the Kraken to have a more rounded set, and both have been amazing they work really well as C rings so they keep you hard longer and are amazing for feel for partners!

Size and shape were good and colors were exactly what I asked for :)

This product is perfectly designed to please in every way. Highly recommend for anyone curious but looking for something less intimidating.

I got a beautiful piece in soft from the 4th anniversary stock drop, and although my use for it was going to be primarily aesthetic, its amazing for targeted stimulation! theres a small but oh so mighty bubble that perfectly targets whatever area you need + how you turn the cauldron will feel differently, allowing you to use it exactly how you like. ill be honest its much thicker than expected! getting over the middle bumps was incredibly rewarding though and felt like a nice swell/ knot. would absolutely recommend to vaginal users. the base also is surprisingly sturdy on a shiny surface, almost suctions itself a little which was nice considering I would want this with a suction cup if it was compatible. also shop owner is awesome and very sweet! my order came with squishies and a satin (?) bag which is unusual for most shops and a wonderful surprise, and shipping was very quick!

When I first saw this toy it looked perfect for me. I heeded the other commenters, bought the firmest one and waited anxiously for it to arrive.
The first time I used it I honestly hated it. The thorns were too pokey, the tentacles never went where I wanted and it felt like far more of a hassle than it was worth. I was so wrong.
I was detained to make it work and after it took me a few tries to get the unruly tentacles to do what they needed too I had a wonderful time. Lubricant and patients are your friend with this toy. With time it has become one of my favorite and I will absolutely be getting something similar soon.

Absolutely perfect! Not to big, not to small. If I ever got another I would probably stick with the softest density for easy… use, but this one ended up working exactly as it should!

Whoever reached out to who first is a genius and needs all the praise! Reading the book and and being able to look over and see the product is hilarious :D

The color is amazing, I’m hoping for the additional series to be done as well! The order updates were perfect.

The colors are just what I asked for. I couldn’t be happier with the end results, such a cool piece